12 issues in 2026
Kale, Farts, and Salutations
No Legs? Keep Walking
Why Trying Harder Is Keeping You Stuck
Why The Reward Never Feels Worth It
The Supermarket Problem
Tomorrow's Pant Tingle: Why Fresh Starts Never Work
My Damn Metabolism
Dieting Sealegs
The Time Will Pass Anyway
The Common Denominator: Can The Bar Get Any Lower?
Visitor of Problems
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A newsletter for reluctant exercisers like you: a survival guide to prolapse-inducing human interactions, an ally in the daily war against eating and drinking everything in sight, and a front-row seat to watch your life slowly rot away.